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| Subject: Love Calculator Javascript & Random Quote Javascript Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:22 am | |
| Random Quote Javascript - Code:
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<CENTER> <script LANGUAGE="Javascript"> <!-- Distributed by http://www.hypergurl.com var howMany = 50 var quote = new Array(howMany+1) quote[0]="A good woman to a man is like money in the bank." quote[1]="God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages." quote[2]="The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels." quote[3]="Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer." quote[4]="In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down." quote[5]="Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the world's work, and the power to appreciate life." quote[6]="No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." quote[7]="A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it." quote[8]="Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." quote[9]="No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings." quote[10]="You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do." quote[11]="An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." quote[12]="The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order that your ideas will upset." quote[13]="You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." quote[14]="Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life." quote[15]="Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." quote[16]="Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life." quote[17]="Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." quote[18]="Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." quote[19]="Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't." quote[20]="The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." quote[21]="Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself." quote[22]="Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact." quote[23]="Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be." quote[24]="Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy." quote[25]="To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance." quote[26]="The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." quote[27]="Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." quote[28]="Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment." quote[29]="If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me." quote[30]="Remember: It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the eye." quote[31]="There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same." quote[32]="If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record." quote[33]="If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price." quote[34]="Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable." quote[35]="Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened." quote[36]="When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade." quote[37]="Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many, not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some." quote[38]="Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps." quote[39]="When someone does something good, Applaud! You will make two people happy." quote[40]="Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never do less." quote[41]="Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." quote[42]="Do not wait for extrordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations." quote[43]="Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it." quote[44]="Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity." quote[45]="Learn to say 'No'; it will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin." quote[46]="Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all." quote[47]="Never believe all you hear. Always believe in what you say." quote[48]="Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise." quote[49]="The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart." quote[50]="The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream." function rndnumber(){ var randscript = -1 while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){ randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1)) } return randscript } quo = rndnumber() quox = quote[quo] document.write(quox) // End script--> </script> </CENTER> Love Calculator Javascript - Code:
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<script LANGUAGE="Javascript"> <!-- Distributed by http://www.hypergurl.com Begin function calc() { first = document.loveform.name1.value.toUpperCase(); firstlength = document.loveform.name1.value.length; second = document.loveform.name2.value.toUpperCase(); secondlength = document.loveform.name2.value.length; var LoveCount=0; for (Count=0; Count < firstlength; Count++) { letter1=first.substring(Count,Count+1); if (letter1=='L') LoveCount+=2; if (letter1=='O') LoveCount+=2; if (letter1=='V') LoveCount+=2; if (letter1=='E') LoveCount+=2; if (letter1=='Y') LoveCount+=3; if (letter1=='O') LoveCount+=1; if (letter1=='U') LoveCount+=3; } for (Count=0; Count < secondlength; Count++) { letter2=second.substring(Count,Count+1); if (letter2=='L') LoveCount+=2; if (letter2=='O') LoveCount+=2; if (letter2=='V') LoveCount+=2; if (letter2=='E') LoveCount+=2; if (letter2=='Y') LoveCount+=3; if (letter2=='O') LoveCount+=1; if (letter2=='U') LoveCount+=3; } amount=0; if (LoveCount> 0) amount= 5-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount> 2) amount= 10-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount> 4) amount= 20-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount> 6) amount= 30-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount> 8) amount= 40-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>10) amount= 50-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>12) amount= 60-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>14) amount= 70-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>16) amount= 80-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>18) amount= 90-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>20) amount=100-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (LoveCount>22) amount=110-((firstlength+secondlength)/2) if (firstlength==0 || secondlength==0) amount= "Err"; if (amount < 0) amount= 0; if (amount >99) amount=99; document.loveform.output.value=amount+"%"; } // End --> </script>
<form name=loveform> <input value="Bill Clinton" name="name1" type="text" size="20"> + <input value="Monica Lewinsky" name="name2" type="text" size="20"> = <input value="" name="output" type="text" size="6"> <br> <br> <input value="Calculate!" name="calculate" type="button" value="calculate" onclick="calc()"> </form> | |
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